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Weāre back again with another reading list of some of the best longform journalism across the internet āØ
I finished a lot of very-longreads last weekājust these absolutely massive pieces of storytelling that often span many parts and have a borderline-overwhelming amount of details.
I freaking love it.
So our list this week is the tiniest bit shorter, but I'm still so very proud of it. Plus it's not short of compelling narratives. Quite the opposite, actually.
Here's a bit of a taste of what you can expect:
This domestic dispute story taken to the extreme.
An investigation (sort of) into a killer killer whale.
The doomed tale of a city-slash-cruise ship, care of the crypto bros.
This massive retelling of the tragic Columbia space flight.
Also: TLR has hit a bit of a wall in trying to grow, and we need your help! Aside from this newsletter, where else do you get your longform reads? And what social media platforms/websites do you usually hang out in?
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As with last week, please let me know what you think of the list this week by voting in the poll below.
Happy reading and see you again next Monday!
Story in Spotlight
Iām a huge fan of the Sherlock Holmes books (short stories, actually, but you get the point) so I was immediately all-in on this story.
And it didnāt disappoint. In fact, Iād say it far exceeded expectations. But this was written by the David Grann, after all, so I guess I should have expected that.
If youāre familiar with the Sherlock Holmes stories, then this one will be recognizable straight away. The article follows fanatics (no better word for it, sorry) who dedicate so much of their time and money to Sherlock Holmes and, more to the point, the writer Arthur Conan Doyle.
In particular, David zeroes in on the man widely considered to be the foremost expert on Conan Doyle, and who has done so much reliable scholarship on the writerāenough that heās even built a relationship with Conan Doyleās surviving family. But things quickly take a sinister turn: The scholar ends up dead, his legacy is tarnished, and the field reels from the sudden loss of a leader.
Davidās genius is on full display here. At some point partway through, this story starts reading like a Sherlock Holmes case itself. And the twists and turns are expertly paced, with enough tension to keep you hooked.
Very long. But itās not dragging at all. I enjoyed every bit of it and it doesnāt have that typical slowdown that usually comes with these types of extreme longform stories. Still, Iād say itās best to set aside 1 hour and a half ish for this.
The Longform List
š©āš§ Framed: She Was the PTA Mom Everyone Knew. Who Would Want to Harm Her? | LA Times, Free
Itās stories like these that make me regret (only slightly, though!) that we have just one spotlight story per week.
On its surface, this might seem like just one of those lightweight domestic disputes type of stories. But my golly does it turn the dial up to 11 in almost all aspects. The victim in the story is this almost-spotless type of mom-turned-volunteer that everyone loves, while the villains (if you can call them that) are these cartoonishly nefarious characters with a scheme thatās also borderline caricature. The hearings were also wild, with lots of twists that I found to be genuinely surprising (well, some were, at least).
This story was so over-the-top that if this had been a work of fiction, Iād think the author was too on-the-nose. But this actually happened. In real life. Which is what makes this story absolutely incredible.
Very, very long. But also gripping. I had no trouble reading through this and didnāt feel like any part was particularly slow. I took a bit less than an hour.
š¬ The Killer in the Pool | Outside Magazine, $
Like the previous story, this one was also a close contender for the spotlight this week. It fell slightly behind only because some parts felt the tiniest bit draggingābut that absolutely doesnāt take away from how good this story is.
Iāve always had complicated feelings about zoos (and I guess aquariums, too) and this story articulates that in a really clear way, while also giving me something new to think about. I'm torn between: zoos help promote awareness and the appreciation of wildlife (not to mention they facilitate scientific research) versus these displays constitute animal abuse. Then thereās also the added wrinkle of the animals being unable to survive on their own if we send them back into the wildābut then theyād never be in such a precarious position in the first place if it wasnāt for us.
This story indulges all of those thoughts, all while focusing on yet another important, but often underappreciated, dimension of wildlife displays: That they pose actual bodily harm to humans. Often to deadly effect. Absolutely a great reading experience. Oh and that closing paragraph was š¤
Very long, too. And can get thick with details and names and histories in some spots, which can become difficult to follow. Iād say commit an hour at least.
šØāšØāš¦ā Widespread Adoption Fraud Separated Generations of Korean Children From Their Families, AP Finds | The Associated Press, Free
Not to identify ourselves with rage or anything, but TLR seems to have earned a reputation for running a signature Infuriating Story of the Weekā¢ in our lists. This one fits that category perfectly.
Because what the actual fā. Adoption agencies worked with governments (both South Koreaās and those of many āWesternā countries) to essentially steal babies away from their parents, offering up several bullshā excuses. In some cases, parents were even gaslit into giving up their child after being made to believe that they wouldnāt be able to care for them. I donāt know exactly why these āWesternā countries had such a pressing demand for adopted kids (I wish the story dug more into that, honestly, and also did more investigation into these countries), but it couldnāt have been serious enough as to absolutely rip families apart. Completely disgusting.
Not too long, but can be an emotional, infuriating read. Again, if anger drives you, youāll probably finish this really quickly. As a Rage Readerā¢ myself, I only took around 30 minutes.
Speaking of rage readingā¦
The headline should already clue you in here, but believe me: this story is much more unbelievableāin the most frustrating way possibleāthan what its title lets on. USA Today investigates the countryās truly ridiculous backlog of untested rape kits, which itself is already a grave miscarriage of justice and really shows how law enforcement doesnāt take women seriously.
But the article goes much, much deeper and actually probes the reasoning that several police offices and prosecutorial agencies employ when they choose not to pursue sexual abuse cases. Many of the quotes here, particularly the interviews with imperfect victims, triggered a shocking degree of anger in me. So much so that I had to take many breaks in between so as not to get carried away.
Please take that as a warning. And also needless to say, this story is very dense with themes of sexual abuse and minimization of assault. Please be careful when reading, and if this is something that can trigger you, consider skipping this story.
Long and very difficult to read. But Iād argue that itās a very important story. Read if you can. And if you do choose to read, Iād say allot 1 hour and 30 minutes ish for this. Give yourself enough time for sanity breaks.
šŖ The Disastrous Voyage of Satoshi, the Worldās First Cryptocurrency Cruise Ship | The Guardian, Free
Look. I wonāt lie. Reading through this story, I had trouble keeping my judgements in check. Iām not exactly what you would call a fan of crypto (okay, fineāitās more like I have an active disdain for the concept). Nor am I libertarian. But honestly, even if I had friendlier sentiments, I think Iād still find the entire Satoshi project foolish at best, arrogant (or just absolutely stupid) at worst.
And I understand the appeal of seasteading: Carving out your own slice of quiet, free from the dictates of governments. Butā¦ I donāt know. Maybe I recognize that too much of it is naive, wishful thinking? And that pulling it off to any decent degree will entail some intense and deep reprogramming of how we understand society to be. Which is to say that I think itās a pipe dream, mostly for people with too much time and money for their own good.
Am I being too judgey?
Not too long, and also not a difficult read. Maybe 20 minutes if you can stay on it.
On a similar, digustingly gratuitous note, this story again looks at the excesses of the extremely wealthyāonly this time, itās land and culture and entire communities that are at stake.
I have to say, though, the writer did a really good job at teasing out the tension between capitalistic philanthropy and just straight up greed. The tech CEO in the story, Marc Benioff, has pumped hundreds of millions into Hawaii, which is good. The money helps locals improve their schools and hospitals, lets them build community centers and provide better services. But does that somehow entitle Benioff to buy vast swathes of land for himself?
I feel like there are bigger questions about egregious wealth undergirding this story, but they just werenāt explored enough. That might be a bit too big of an ask for any single journalist or outlet (especially in America, where media companies are often owned by billionaires themselves), and thatās something that the industry needs to grapple with sooner rather than later.
Not long. Maybe 15 minutes if you can stay focused.
š° How One Man Hacked His Way Into the Slot-Machine Industry | WIRED, $
This is a fun take on a crime story.
Personally, I didnāt think the stakes were too high, but clearly, U.S. law enforcement and the victim company donāt agree. I meanā¦ sure, there were hundreds of millions of dollars at stake, but itās in the gambling industry, which in my opinion, by definition, operates on excess money. Money that can be done away with, anyway. But I also understand how thatās a twisted way of looking at things. A crime is a crime, after all. Fraud is fraud.
Still, I canāt help but think that the punishment was way too excessive. If the criminal had opted for a trial, he could have been imprisoned for up to 45 years. In a foreign country. Which is crazy. And at the end, he finds himself stateless, still stuck in the U.S. prison system because of some messed up paperwork. I think thatās a bit too much.
But then again, America doesnāt take kindly to people who threaten its profits.
Not excessively long, but it gets a bit thick with the technicalities of how slot machines work and the science behind the crime. Could run you up to an hour if you really take the time to chew on the technical, science-y details.
š Columbia's Last Flight | The Atlantic, $
A warning upfront: This is a massive science story, complete with prime scientist arrogance and the highest of stakes. But that also means that, yes, itās incredibly thick with technicalities and details and jargon.
I understand that that can be very off-putting for many people, but this is still an absolutely incredible example of storytelling. So Iām still putting it on this weekās list, just at the very endāsort of as a compromise.
Now, if youāre still here, then Iām assuming that Iāve at least piqued your interest. Great. This is a blow-by-blow breakdown of what went wrong during the catastrophic Columbia flight, one of the most disastrous U.S. space voyages. Untold billions of dollars went up in fire (partly literally, because the Columbia burned spectacularly as it re-entered the earth). Seven of our top astronauts died.
Very, very long. And as I said, very very thick with details. But if space flight is a niche interest of yours, then this will be an absolutely great experience. Allot 2 ish hours for this. Or an entire afternoon if you want to do it leisurely.
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